Wednesday, January 13, 2021
Ralph has my whole damn head in his mouth. He isn’t very nice. It’s only been thirty minutes since I met him. Everyone seems to be a little on edge at the moment. Everything was going pretty well until I sniffed Ralph’s butt. I guess he didn’t like it much because next thing I knew, it was lights out and my foster mom and new mom were mildly freaking out.
We had a trainer come with us as well and she wasn’t too happy about Ralphie being a bully either. I decided to show them all 13 pounds of me is fierce. I let Ralph know he wasn’t going to be the boss of me. I left the house and went back home with my foster mom. She was so good to me, she took me to get a shot. What the heck!! I do not like needles one bit but the nights rest was great sleeping on my foster mom for a few hours.
I was told I have to go meet Ralph and Thor again in a few days. Those jerks seriously better be ready. I gained another pound of pure puppy powerful muscle just from tugging out of Ralph’s mouth today. I will be their boss. The mom is so sweet and she gave me the best pets ever. And a few kisses that are just odd. She didn’t mind my licks as much as Ralph and Thor’s dad did. He seems really nice but I think he has a tough bark. Don’t worry future dad, you will be wrapped around my little paws.
You can imagine the size of his mouth and 80 pounds compared to my 13 pounds and smaller head.
He will do as I say soon.
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