Country Wonderland

I Got the “Talk”

You know what is frowned upon… sitting on your siblings head. And what’s apparently even worse, is something called humping. Humping my furry siblings is something that dad gets super pissed about and mom laughs her ass off. So I’m over here just doing my thing and not sure who to follow ques from. Is itContinue reading “I Got the “Talk””

The Do-Over

Today is the day I am going back to meet with Ralph and Thor. I’m ready for them. My foster mom let me sleep all morning long until it was time to leave. I’ve got all the puppy power. She has packed all my toys, food, and stuffed me into the stupid tiny ass crateContinue reading “The Do-Over”

It’s Dark in Here

Wednesday, January 13, 2021 Ralph has my whole damn head in his mouth. He isn’t very nice. It’s only been thirty minutes since I met him. Everyone seems to be a little on edge at the moment. Everything was going pretty well until I sniffed Ralph’s butt. I guess he didn’t like it much becauseContinue reading “It’s Dark in Here”